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      Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
      A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
      Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?
      A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
      Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?
      A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
      Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide?
      A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
      Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?
      A: Depends on how many were photographed.
      Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?
      A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
      Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you?
      A: They get elected.
      Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?
      A: Grade six.

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