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Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.
Q: What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?
A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".
Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?
A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.
Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide?
A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.
Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?
A: Depends on how many were photographed.
Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, don't you?
A: They get elected.
Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?
A: Grade six.
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