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  Nobody Cares  

President Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush, Rumsfeld and Powell sitting over there?"
      Bartender says, "Yep, that's them."
      So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
      Bush says, "We're planning WW I I I ".
      And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
      Rumsfeld says, "Well, we're going to kill 25 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."
      The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?
      Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartie?! I told you no one would worry about the 25 million Iraqis!"

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