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  The Parking Ticket  

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
      So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?'
      He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
      So I called him a pencil necked nazi.
      He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!
      So I called him a horse crap.
      He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.
      Then he started writing a third ticket!!
      This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care! My car was parked around the corner...

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