Evading A Speeding Ticket

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Evading A Speeding Ticket
hen the police officer pulls you over, go for the following

      Officer: May I see your driver's license?

      Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

      Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

      Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

      Officer: The car is stolen?

      Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

      Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

      Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

      Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

      Driver: Yes, sir.

      Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

      Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

      Driver: Sure. Here it is.

      It was valid.

      Captain: Who's car is this?

      Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card.

      The driver owned the car.

      Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

      Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

      Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

      Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

      Driver: No problem.

      Trunk is opened; no body.

      Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

      Driver: Yeah, I'll bet that lying S.O.B. said I was speeding, too.

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