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Pilot Problem
      Pilot: "Pilot to tower. I am 300 miles from land, 600 feet over water and running out of fuel. Please instruct!"

      Tower: "Tower to pilot. Tower to pilot. Repeat after me, 'Our Father, who art in heaven...'"

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