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Definitions For Parents
       AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to make love again.

      DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

      FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

      FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

      FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him/her

      GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

      HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

      IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labour is still vivid.

      INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

      OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

      PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

      SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.

      STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

      TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

      TWO MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

      VERBAL: Able to whine in words.

      WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house...

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