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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

      Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

      If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

      Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

      Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

      Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

      Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

      Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

      How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

      When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

      Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

      In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

      How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

      The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

      If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"

      "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do," is the longest sentence?

      When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

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