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Long Life
n old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life?"
The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every day at 9 PM I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard."
The reporter replied, "That's ALL?"
The man smiled, "That, and cancelling my voyage on Titanic."
n old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him. "Sir, what is the secret of your long life?"