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  I Lied About My Age  

Bill, a 65 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful appeal and outright charm while hanging over Bills arm and listening intently to his every word.
      
      His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask, "Bill how did you get the trophy girlfriend?"
      
      Bill replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"
      
      They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how did you persuade her to marry you?"
      
      Bill says, "I lied about my age."
      
      His friends respond, "What do you mean? Did you tell her you were only 50?"
      
      Bill smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 95."


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