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Sleeping On The Job
he following excuses have been suggested if you get caught sleeping on the job:
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
"Whew! I must have left the top off the liquid paper."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"
"Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!"
"Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
"I'm sorry, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."
"Oh, man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!"
"...and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!"
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