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  Sleeping On The Job  

The following excuses have been suggested if you get caught sleeping on the job:
      
      "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
      
      "This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
      
      "Whew! I must have left the top off the liquid paper."
      
      "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
      
      "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"
      
      "Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!"
      
      "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
      
      "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
      
      "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
      
      "I'm sorry, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."
      
      "Oh, man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!"
      
      "...and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!"


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