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Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean office jokes and the office, the boss, work, secretaries, executives, managers, and more. Sleeping On The Job  he following excuses have been suggested if you get caught sleeping on the job:
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved about in that time-management course you sent me to."
"Whew! I must have left the top off the liquid paper."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"
"Just pacing myself for the all-nighter tonight!"
"Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
"I'm sorry, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."
"Oh, man! Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!"
"...and I especially thank you for my excellent boss, Amen!"
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