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  Tact  

A Regimental Sergeant Major (RSM, a fearsome army character with a Stentorian voice) is drilling some recruits on the parade ground when he gets a message that the mother of one of them has died.
      
      (RSM) "SMITH, YOUR MOTHER'S DEAD!" Smith drops down in a dead faint.
      
      The RSM's superior officer takes him on one side afterwards and tells him he should be a bit more tactful about such things.
      
      (RSM) "YES, SIR, I WILL BE"
      
      A week later a similar event occurs.
      
      (RSM, on the parade ground) "ALL THOSE WITH MOTHERS, TWO STEPS FORWARD!"
      
      "JONES, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?"


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