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  The Differences Between Men and Women  

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants; a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
      A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband; a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
      A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend; a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
      To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little; to be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
      Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed; women somehow deteriorate during the night.
      A woman marries a man hoping he will change, but he doesn't; a man marries a woman hoping that she won't change, but she does.
      A woman has the last word in any argument; anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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