FUNNY JOKES MENU Jokes Categories | Category: Funny Men vs. Women Jokes Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean men vs. women jokes and humor about men, women, the battle of the sexes, male vs. female, and more. The Differences Between Men and Women man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants; a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband; a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend; a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little; to be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed; women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man hoping he will change, but he doesn't; a man marries a woman hoping that she won't change, but she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument; anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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