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      Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
      A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
      Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
      A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
      Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?
      A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
      Q: How do you fix a women's watch?
      A: You don't. There's a clock on the oven.
      Q: Why do men pass more gas than women do?
      A: Because women don't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
      Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first?
      A: The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
      Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
      A: A women who won't do what she's told.
      Q: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
      A: Pregnant.
      Q: What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
      A: Divorced.

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