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  If Men Got Pregnant...  

      - Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.
      
      - There'd be a cure for stretch marks
      
      - Natural childbirth would become obsolete
      
      - Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem
      
      - All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness
      
      - Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained
      
      - Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment
      
      - They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute
      
      - Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm
      
      - Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags
      
      - They'd have to stop saying,"I'm afraid I'll drop him."
      
      - Paternity suits would be a line of clothes
      
      - They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months
      
      - Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree
      
      - Women would rule the world


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