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Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean men jokes and humor about men. Smart men, dumb men, and more. If Men Got Pregnant... - Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.
- There'd be a cure for stretch marks
- Natural childbirth would become obsolete
- Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem
- All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness
- Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained
- Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment
- They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute
- Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10:00pm
- Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags
- They'd have to stop saying,"I'm afraid I'll drop him."
- Paternity suits would be a line of clothes
- They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months
- Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree
- Women would rule the world
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