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  28 Reasons It's Great To Be A Man  

      1. Your last name stays put.
      2. The garage is all yours.
      3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
      4. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
      5. You don't care if someone notices your new haircut or not.
      6. Same work ..more pay.
      7. Wrinkles-add character.
      8. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
      9. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
      10. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
      11. One mood, ALL the time.
      12. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
      13. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
      14. You can open all your own jars.
      15. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
      16. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
      17. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
      18. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
      19. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."
      20. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
      21. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
      22. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
      23. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
      24. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
      25. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
      26. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
      27. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
      28. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

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