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  Things You Don't Want To Hear During a Surgery  

      - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
      - Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !
      - Oh no! I just lost my watch.
      - "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
      - Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
      - Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
      - Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
      - There go the lights again...
      - Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.
      - Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
      - Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
      - What's this doing here?
      - I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
      - That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
      - Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
      - You sure it wasn't this leg?
      - OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
      - Are his relatives waiting outside?
      - Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
      - Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
      - What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!
      - FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
      - This scissor looks rusted.
      - Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
      - Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?
      - Now from where did this spider come in from.

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