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  Wrong Number  

Man calls home.
      
      Maid answers phone.
      
      He says, "Can I speak to my wife?"
      
      She says, "No, she's upstairs in bed with her boyfriend."
      
      He's maid--says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and kill them both."
      
      Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok."
      
      5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
      
      He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."
      
      She says, "We don't have a pool."
      
      He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"


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