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Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean marriage jokes and humor about marriage, men vs. women, divorce, and more. Spouse Wanted  young lady visited the government matchmaker for marriage and requested - "I'm looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"
The marriage officer said, "Your requirements, please."
"Well, let me see. Needs to be good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."
The officer listened carefully and replied,"Hmmmm, I think I understand. You need a television."
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