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Magician Father
      "What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year.

      "He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy.

      "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"

      "He saws people in half."

      "Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"

      "One half brother and two half sisters."

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