Category: Funny Kids Jokes Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean kids jokes and humor about kids. Things kids say and do, smart alleck kids, and more. Magician Father "What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year.
"He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"
"He saws people in half."
"Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"
"One half brother and two half sisters."
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