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Dear GOD: Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones You have? Johnny
Dear GOD: Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It worked with my brother. Larry
Dear GOD: If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. Mickey
Dear GOD: I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. Nan
Dear GOD: In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? Jane
Dear GOD: I read the Bible. What does "beget" mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Allison
Dear GOD: Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? Lucy
Dear GOD: Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? Anita
Dear GOD: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? Norma
Dear GOD: Who draws the lines around the countries? Nan
Dear GOD: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? Neil
Dear GOD: Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother. Darla
Dear GOD: Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. Joyce
Dear GOD: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up. Bruce
Dear GOD: If we come back as something - Please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her. Denise
Dear GOD: I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over. Sam
Dear GOD: You don't have to worry about me, I always look both ways. Dean
Dear GOD: I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. Ruth
Dear GOD: I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying. Elliott
Dear GOD: Of all the people who work for You I like Noah and David the best. Rob
Dear GOD: My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they? Marsha
Dear GOD: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school they said You did it. So I bet he stole your idea. Sincerely, Donna
Dear GOD: I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool. Sara
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