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Careful With The Ducks
hree guys die together and go to heaven. St Peter says "We only have one rule... don't step on the ducks". They enter heaven and see ducks all over, almost impossible not to step on a duck.
The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St Peter with the ugliest woman he has ever seen... St Peter chains them together and says "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman forever"
The next day the second guy steps on a duck... Sure enough, St Peter comes with an ugly woman and chains them together...
The third guy is very careful he goes months and doesn't step on any ducks.
One day St Peter comes with this gorgeous woman... Blonde, blue eyed...very sexy. He chains them together and leaves without a word.
The third guy remarks, "I wonder what I did to get this"?
She says "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck."
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