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One Ball Is Enough
wo friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when Kevin noticed that Mark had but one golf ball.
"Don't you have at least one other golf ball?" he asked. Mark replied that no, he only needed the one.
"Are you sure?" Kevin persisted. "What happens if you lose that ball?"
Mark replied, "This is a very special golf ball. I won't lose it so I don't need another one."
"Well," Kevin asked, "what happens if you miss your shot and the ball goes in the lake?"
"That's okay," Mark replied, "this special golf ball floats. I'll be able to retrieve it."
"Well, what happens if you hit it into the trees and it gets lost among the bushes and shrubs?"
Mark replied, "That's okay too. You see, this special golf ball has a homing beacon. I'll be able to get it back -- no problem."
Exasperated, Kevin asked, "Okay. Let's say our game goes late, the sun goes down, and you hit your ball into a sand trap. What are you going to do then?"
"No problem," said Mark. "You see, this ball is luminescent. I'll be able to see it in the dark."
Finally satisfied that Mark needed only the one golf ball, Kevin asked, "Hey, where did you get a golf ball like that anyway?"
Mark replied, "I found it."
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