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What Does Daddy Do
he kindergarten was having a "What Does Daddy Do Day", and little Johny was eager to have his say...
"My daddy says he plays the piano in a house of ill repute - (but I don't know what that means)", he said proudly.
The teacher was very embarrassed, and quickly moved on to a new game.
But at the next Parent's night, little Johny's father was there.
Definitely a regular guy; clean, well presented, quiet, good suit, sophisticated manner...
So the teacher told him about what had happened.
"Oh", he said. "I am sorry. This is really my fault. Actually, I am a lawyer...."
"But how can I tell something like that to a six year old...?"
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