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A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."
      The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
      The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
      The clerk says, "Well, no."
      With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well,all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
      The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."

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