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  Not Enough Parachutes  

There is a plane that is about to crash and there are three people who will not get parachutes.
      
      After a while, a British man gets up and says "Long live the queen!" and he jumps out.
      
      Then a French man gets up and says "Viva la France!" and he jumps out.
      
      Then a Texan gets up and says, "So that's how it's gonna be." Then he says, "Remember the Alamo!" and pushes a Mexican out of the plane.


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