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  Signs  

Over a gynaecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
      
      On a plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
      
      On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
      
      Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
      
      Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
      
      In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
      
      Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "We can help you pick your nose!"
      
      On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
      
      In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
      
      On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
      
      At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for you've come to the right place."
      
      In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."


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