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  Locked Out  

Leo and Sam exited and locked the car in a hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the ignition. Realizing the mistake, Leo asked, "Why don't we get a coat hanger to open it."
      "No, that won't work" answered Sam. "People will think we're trying to break in."
      Then Leo suggested, "What if we use a pocket knife to cut around the rubber, then stick a finger in and pull up the lock?"
      "No," said Sam. "People will think we're too dumb to use a coat hanger."
      "Well," sighed Leo, "we'd better think of something fast. It's starting to rain, and the sun roof is open!"

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