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Funny Signs
      1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

      2. IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs

      3. IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

      4. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.

      5. ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance.)

      6. OUTSIDE A SECOND-HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

      7. QUICKSAND WARNING: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.

      8. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

      9. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness.

      10. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car.

      11. SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

      12. NOTICE IN A FIELD: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

      13. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

      14. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work.)

      15. SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

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