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A man who has recently separated from his wife gets drunk one night in the dead of winter, staggers to their house and starts pounding on the door.
      After about 15 minutes, she opens an upstairs window and asks what he wants.
      "Honey, I'm half frozen," he calls up to her. "Can't I stay here tonight?"
      "Yes, of course you can," she says. "I thought you wanted to come in."

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