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Difficult to Say When You're Drunk
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
- "Cogito ergo sum."
- British Constitution
- Passive-aggressive disorder
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
- Nope, no more booze for me!
- Sorry, but you're not really my type.
- Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight.
- Oh, I just couldn't-no one wants to hear me sing!
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