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  Very Bad News  

      Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
      Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
      Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
      Patient: 24 HOURS! That is terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
      Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

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