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Category: Funny Doctor Jokes        Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean doctor jokes and humor about doctors, medicine, hospitals, sickness, and more.   How Long To Live   r. Clark, I'm afraid I have bad news", the doctor told his anxious patient, "You only have six months to live."              The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes. Regaining his composure, he apologetically told his physician that he had no medical insurance. "I can't possibly pay you in that time."              "OK", the doctor said, "Let's make it NINE months." Previous Doctor Joke | Doctor Jokes Index | Next Doctor Joke Email this joke to a friend

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