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ohn: "I hear you got married again, Ken."
Ken: "Yes, for the fourth time."
John: "What happened to your first three wives?"
Ken: "They all died."
John: "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know. That's terrible. How did they die?"
Ken: "The first ate poisonous mushrooms."
John: "How awful! What about the second?"
Ken: "She ate poison mushrooms."
John: "Oh no. What about the third? did she die from poisonous mushrooms too?"
Ken: "No, she died of a broken neck?"
John: "I see, an accident."
Ken: "Not exactly - she wouldn't eat her mushrooms."
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