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OJ Meets Dr. Seuss
did not kill my lovely wife.
      I did not slash her with a knife.
      I did not bonk her on the head.
      I did not know that she was dead.

      I stayed at home that fateful night.
      I took a cab, then took a flight.
      The bag I had was just for me.
      My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be.

      When I came home I had a gash.
      My hand was cut from broken glass.
      I cut my hand on broken glass.
      A broken glass did cause that gash.

      I have nothing, nothing to hide.
      My friend, he took me for a ride.
      Did you take this person's life?
      Did you do it with a knife?

      I did not do it with a knife.
      I did not, could not kill my wife.
      I did not do this awful crime.
      I could not, would not anytime.

      Did you hit her from above?
      Did you drop this bloody glove?
      I did not hit her from above.
      I cannot even wear that glove.

      I did not do it with a knife.
      I did not, could not kill my wife.
      I did not do this awful crime.
      I could not, would not, not anytime.

      And now I'm free, I can return
      To my house for which I yearn.
      And to my family whom I love.
      Hey now I'm free -- Give back my glove!!

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