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  No Accident  

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.
      
      "Ever have an accident?"
      
      "Nope, nary a one."
      
      "None? You've never had any accidents."
      
      "Nope. Ain't never had one. Never."
      
      "Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"
      
      "Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."


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