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Catching Cows
slow-witted country boy desperately wanted to be a cowboy. For months he pleaded with a local rancher to take him on until eventually the rancher agreed to give him a change.
On his first day, the rancher showed him a rope. "This," he said, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows."
"I see," said the new recruit, apparently taking everything in. "And what do you use as bait?"
slow-witted country boy desperately wanted to be a cowboy. For months he pleaded with a local rancher to take him on until eventually the rancher agreed to give him a change.