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Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean computer jokes and humor about computers, computer geeks, Bill Gates, and more. Light Bulbs Q. How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four hundred and seventy two. One to write WinGetLightBulb, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.....
Q. How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Bill Gates will just define Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Q. How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet.
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