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      Q. How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
      A. Four hundred and seventy two. One to write WinGetLightBulb, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle.....
      Q. How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
      A. None. Bill Gates will just define Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
      Q. How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
      A. Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to screw the bulb into a faucet.

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