But First Syndrome - Computer Jokes

You're here: Home » Funny Jokes » Computer Jokes » But First Syndrome

FUNNY JOKES MENU
Animal Jokes (17)
Aviation Jokes (4)
Bar Jokes (6)
Barber Jokes (3)
Biker Jokes (7)
Blind Jokes (13)
Blonde Jokes (16)
Blonde One-Liner Jokes (9)
Business Jokes (9)
Catholic Jokes (9)
Christian Jokes (31)
Christmas Jokes (9)
Computer Jokes (14)
Cowboy Jokes (5)
Crime Jokes (5)
Death Jokes (17)
Dentist Jokes (7)
Doctor Jokes (18)
Drunk Jokes (14)
Dumb Stuff Jokes (18)
Easter Jokes (4)
Ethnic Jokes (13)
Farmer Jokes (10)
Father Jokes (5)
Fishing Jokes (6)
Food Jokes (4)
Golf Jokes (15)
Heaven Jokes (6)
Hell Jokes (4)
Hunting Jokes (9)
Irish Jokes (12)
Kids Jokes (21)
Lawyer Jokes (30)
Marriage Jokes (25)
Math Jokes (3)
Medical Jokes (5)
Men Jokes (16)
Men vs. Women Jokes (11)
Mexican Jokes (3)
Military Jokes (9)
Money Jokes (9)
Mother Jokes (7)
Music Jokes (1)
Nun Jokes (4)
Office Jokes (4)
Old Age Jokes (28)
One Liners Jokes (6)
Parenting Jokes (5)
Pickup Lines Jokes (2)
Pilot Jokes (4)
Police Jokes (11)
Political Jokes (13)
Redneck Jokes (15)
Religion Jokes (10)
School Jokes (11)
Sports Jokes (10)
Taxi Driver Jokes (2)
Teacher Jokes (5)
Top Ten Jokes (14)
Wedding Jokes (3)
Wife Jokes (5)
Women Jokes (11)
Work Jokes (13)
Yo Mama Jokes (10)
Category: Funny Computer Jokes
       Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean computer jokes and humor about computers, computer geeks, Bill Gates, and more.
But First Syndrome
ust wanted to let you know that I have recently been diagnosed with a very serious condition, and there's no hope I will ever recover. The scientific world is frantically searching for a cure....This is an ailment many of us suffer from and may not as yet have been diagnosed; however, now you may be able to discuss it with your loved ones and try to explain what really happened to you all those times you tried so hard to accomplish something and didn't.

      They call it the "But First Syndrome". You know, it's when I decide to do the laundry, and I start down the hall and notice the newspaper on the table. OK, I'm going to do the laundry....

      BUT FIRST I'm going to read the newspaper. After that, I notice the mail on the table. OK, I'll just put the newspaper in the recycle stack.....

      BUT FIRST I'll look through that pile of mail and see if there are any bills to be paid. Yes, now where's the checkbook?

      Oops......there's the empty glass from yesterday on the coffee table. I'm going to look for that checkbook,

      BUT FIRST I need to put the glass in the sink. I head for the kitchen, look out the window, and notice my poor flowers need a drink of water. I put the glass in the sink, and darn it, there's the remote for the TV on the kitchen counter. What's it doing here? I'll just put it away.....

      BUT FIRST I need to water those plants. Head for door and.....Aaaagh! Okay, I'll put that remote away and water the plants....BUT FIRST I need to feed the dog..............

      End of day: Laundry is not done, newspapers are still on the floor, glass isstill in the sink, bills are unpaid, checkbook is still lost, and the dog ate the remote control ...... And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done all day, I'm baffled because ...... I KNOW I was BUSY ALL DAY!! I realize this condition is serious...........and I'd get help!.........

      BUT FIRST.............. I think.... I'll check my e-mail!

Previous Computer Joke | Computer Jokes Index | Next Computer Joke

Email this joke to a friend