12 Step Program Of Recovery For Web Addicts

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12 Step Program Of Recovery For Web Addicts
      1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

      2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

      3) I will get dressed before noon.

      4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.

      5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.

      6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.

      7) I will read a book... if I still remember how.

      8) I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.

      9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

      10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

      11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Web.

      12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!

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