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  2 Words  

A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. he's allowed to say two words every 7 years. After the first 7 years, the elders bring him in and ask him for his 2 words.
      
      "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away.
      
      7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words.
      
      He clears his throat and say, "Bad food." They nod and send him away.
      
      7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words.
      
      "I quit," he says.
      
      "That's not surprising," the elders say. "you've done nothing but complain since you got here."


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