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"Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away.
7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words.
He clears his throat and say, "Bad food." They nod and send him away.
7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words.
"I quit," he says.
"That's not surprising," the elders say. "you've done nothing but complain since you got here."
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