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  The Slow Golfers  

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at the third tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard on the right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailing away ahead of them.
      Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!
      Doctor: I don't know but I've never seen such ineptitude!
      Priest: Hey, here comes the green keeper. Let's have a word with him.
      Priest: Hi George. Say George, what's with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow aren't they?
      George: Oh yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight while saving our club house last year. So we let them play here anytime free of charge!
      Doctor: Wow! Thanks for the scoop George.
      Priest: That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight.
      Doctor: Good idea. And I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for them.
      After a short pause ...
      Engineer: Why can't these guys play at night?

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