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  Rabbi Haircuts  

A priest goes into a barbershop, gets a haircut, thanks the barber, and asks how much he owes him.
      
      The barber says, "Father, you're a holy man, a man of the cloth, I couldn't charge you, it's on the house."
      
      The priest says, "Thank you very much" and leaves. The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 gold coins.
      
      A few days later, a Buddhist monk goes in for a shave and a shine, and when the time comes to pay the barber says, "No money, please, you're a spiritual leader, a man of the people, it's on the house."
      
      The next day, magically appearing on the doorstep are 12 rubies.
      
      The following week a rabbi comes in, gets a haircut, goes to pay and the barber says, "No, Rabbi, you are a learned man, a wise man, I can't take any money from you, go in peace."
      
      And the next day, magically appearing on the doorstep of the barbershop are 12 rabbis.


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