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  Close Shave  

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.
      
      "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
      
      The client places the ball in his mouth and proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
      
      After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech "And what if I swallow it?"
      
      "No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does!"


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