Category: Funny Animal Jokes
Clean jokes, funny jokes, free jokes, and clean animal jokes and humor about animals, dogs, cats, parrots, horses and even frogs. The Cross-eyed Rotweiler  man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy"
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