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Outrun The Bear
wo men walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first man immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.
The second man looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"I don't have to," the first man replied. "I only have to outrun you."
wo men walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first man immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.