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Dog In Heaven
ittle Johnny's dog was hit by a car, and unfortunately, died. Mom and dad tried their best to console their young son.
"You know, Johnny, it's not your fault the dog died, it was just fate."
But Little Johnny would have none of it.
So, in a last gasp attempt, Little Johnny's dad said, "He's probably up in Heaven right now with God. He'll be happy there, so you don't have to feel bad anymore."
Little Johnny asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?
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