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  Animal Super Bowl  

During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.
      
      At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss.
      
      The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?"
      
      "I did," said the centipede.
      
      "Who stopped the rhino?"
      
      "Uh, that was me too," said the centipede.
      
      "And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?"
      
      "Well, that was me as well," said the centipede.
      
      "So where were you during the first half?" demanded the coach.
      
      "Well," said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."


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